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"The object of life is not be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." - Marcus Aurelius

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire

"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear." - Mark Twain

"To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket- safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable." - C. S. Lewis

"Life is not what it's supposed to be. It's what it is." - Virginia Satir

"Your generation is amazing. You have tremendous abilities; you have resources and technologies that nobody ever had before. You also have some not so groovy qualities: you’re too wrapped up in yourselves, a lot of the time, to see what’s going on outside; you can be far too enamored of gossipy celebrotrash; most of you don’t read anywhere NEAR enough, and when you write, it’s that stupid textspeak. And, frankly, your music sucks." - Patricia Kennealy Morrison

If you're here, you either clicked Random Search or you know who I am. I think this thing turns up number one in Google search results on my name. Pitiful, ain't it?

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Possibly I might have added you as a friend because you look interesting. If you never add me back, I'll eventually drop you.

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Possibly I applied to join your community. This is the least likely option of all, because I don't have time to read a lot of communities anymore. But if you need to read something to get an idea of who I am, read on.

Sometimes I write here, sometimes I don't. Usually when I write here it doesn't go well. If you want to know what's up with me, check out my homepage/website link in this profile. If you give me shit on a website that I own and pay for, I feel sorry for everyone in your geographical area if any of them ever find me and like my writing because the fucking buck stops with me and I will ban everyone in your IP range. You'll have to go to Timbuktu to troll me again. How ya like them apples?

(One thing about me? I'm very defensive, even pre-emptively so. Ten years' worth of bullshit from people who claimed to be anti-bullshit will do that to a person.)

(Oh yeah, and I swear. Frequently. Fucking deal with it or fuck off.)

I moderate the following communities:

acadiana
brokefolks
dragondaycare
feministzone
la_francophonie
laadan
learn_cajun
learn_french
newroadmap
seilhan
vanityplates

My community folks will tell you I am not the world's best moderator, but my heart's in the right place. And since I apparently need to spell this out, behave yourself or I'll ban you. (Goddamn kids.)

Ooh, look! Dragons!

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